Or I'll poke you with my poking stick!
Got this neat-o scythe from a friend at the corner of my street. When they moved in, he found a bunch of old implements in the shed that the old fella before them had left. He said there's a second scythe in there. I keep forgetting to go look. I think he said I can have it too. :) Anyway, the handle on this one is around 5 feet and the blade is around 40 inches.
This reminds me that I saw a sickle at Goodwill not long ago. Who donates something like that?!